Sunday, May 31, 2009

Hebrew Tongue twisters

 

Hebrew Tongue Twisters

1st International Collection of Tongue Twisters
© 1996-2008 by Mr. Twister


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1

Shelama Shlomo Shalem Simla Shlaima?

Shelama Shlomo Shalem Simla Shlaima?

2

AKKO KUSTA TAL ZFAT KUSTA TAL GAM KEN.
 

3

ISHA NA'ALA, NA'ALA NA'ALA, NA'ALA ET HADELET BIFNEY BA'ALA.
 

4

SARA SHARA SHIR SAME'AKH, SHEM HASHIR, SHIR HASIR
 

5

BAKONZERT MAR MALCHI NAM,
HASHIRIM KAMAL CHINAM,
SACH MAR MALCHI MALCHINAM,
AMALI AMAL CHINAM.
 

6

KAMA CHOL YACHOL ADAM LE'ECOL BECHOL YEMOT HACHOL IM BECHOL YOM CHOL YACHOL ADAM LE'ECHOL CHETZI KILO CHOL?
 

7

MI TALA PO PITA? PITA LO TOLIM!
 

8

SARA SHARA SHIR SAME'AKH, SHIR SAME'AKH SHARA SARA
 

9

SASHA SAM SHAM SHESEK.
 

10

PIL MEFULPAL MITPALEL LEPILPEL
 

11

KESHISHIM KUSHIM KSHISHIM
 

12

ANI LO MEHAMITMAHAMEHIM, ANI MEHAMITMAHAMEHOT
 

13

TAPPUACH HAFUKH, TAPPUZ HAFUKH.
 

14

TATETATA! LO, ATA TATETATA!
 

15

NACHASH NASHACH NACHASH SHE NASHACH NACHASH.
 

16

BAKBUK BLI P'KAK.
 

17

YESHNA HAKARA KARA SHEMILCHAMA CHAMA TEEMCHE
KOL MA SHEKARA MITACHAT LACHAMA
 

18

TITETA ATA ET HA-TA?
LO, ATA TETATE ET HA-TA!
 

19

SHARSHERET SHEL SHESH SHINAYIM SHVUROT.
 

20

SHIR HA-SHIRIM 'ASHER LI-SHLOMO, ISHAQENI MI-NSHIQOT PIHU.

from The Song of Salomon 1:1-2

21

LEYLAH HAYA LEYLO, LEYLO HAYA LO LAH.

from a poem by Alexander Pen

22

MSHAL HA-SHILSHUL SHEL SHULA HA-MASHMIMA MASHLIM ET SHLAL HA-MSHALIM SHEL SHLOMO HA-SHLILI.
 

23

MI MANA MIMENU LEMALMEL MILIM?
 

24

SAM SAM SHAM SAM.
 

25

BUG BA DESIGN ZE ZAIN BA DEBUG
 

26

ABALOBABAALEFBAAVABABABABEITBAAV
 

27

KAH MATATE VE-TATE AT-A-TA!
 

28

SHULA SHOLA SHABLULIM BASHLULIT, KOL SHABLUL SHESHULA SHOLA HU SHELA
 

29

GANAN GIDEL DAGAN BAGAN, DAGAN GADOL GADAL BAGAN.
 

30

SHALOM SHILEM MECHIR GDOL SHESHILSHEL SHILSULIM SHEL HARBE CESEF
 

31

SASHA SHISE-A SHINAV BA-SHESEK
 

32

SHOFET SHALOM SHAFAT SHILSHOM SHISHIM SHOMREI SHABAT SEZA'AKU ""SHABES, SHABES, SHABES""
 

33

ATA TETATA ET HA TA?
ANI LO TETATI ET HA TA
TITATE ATA ET HA TA
 

34

ANACHNU LO MEHAMEMAHARIM WELO MEHAMEMAHAROTH
 

35

TITITI ET HATA.
TITITA ET HATA?
TITAY ATA ET HATA ATA!
 

36

GAD DAG DAGIM MEDAGDEGIM BAGADA
 

37

HA-ATAH TIT'TA ET HA-TA
 

38

AKKO CUSTA SHELEG, ZFAT AFIKUSTA.
 

Rough Translations

1.
Why should Shlomo pay for the full shirt? From a biography of Rabbi Shlomo Yitzchaki, the French/German Biblical commentator of the 11th century, using the same letters for four straight words. It is only intelligible with the vowels.
2.
The town of Akko was covered with dew, the town of Zfat was covered with dew, too.
3.
A dignified woman, put on her shoe, locked the door in the face of her husband.
4.
Sarah sings a happy song, the song's name is ""song of the pot"".
5.
Mr. Malchi was sleeping in the concert. The songs aren't attractive any more, said Mr. Malchi, their author. My work is of no use.
6.
How much sand can a man eat on all the days of a week if on each day of the week a man can eat half a kilo of sand?
7.
Who hanged a pita here? You don't hang pita!
8.
Sara sang a happy song, a happy song sang Sara.
9.
Sasha put the loquat (fruit) there.
10.
A smart aleck elephant is praying for a pepper.
11.
About sixty old black men
12.
I am not one of the male procrastinators, I am from the female procrastinators.
13.
Upside-down apple, upside-down orange.
14.
Sweep the cabin! No, you sweep the cabin!
15.
A snake bit a snake who bit a snake.
16.
A bottle without a cap/cork.
17.
there is a cold conviction that a hot war (nuclear) will wip-out all that happened under the sun
18.
Did you sweep the cabin? No, you will sweep the cabin.
19.
A lace of six broken teeth.
20.
From the Song of Songs, which is Salomon's. Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth! (The Song of Salomon 1:1-2) Spanish: El Cantar de los Cantares, que es de Salomon. ¡Béseme el con los besos de su boca!

(El Cantar de los Cantares 1:1-2)
21.
Her night belonged to him, his night didn't belong to her.
22.
The earthworm fable of boring Shula completes negative Salomon's collection of perfect fables.
23.
Who prevented him from murmuring words?
24.
Sam put a drug there.
25.
Bug in the design, is a pain in the debug.
26.
Father does not come on the 1-st of 'AV' (jewish month), father comes on the 2-nd of 'AV'
27.
Take a broom and sweep the cabin!
28.
Shula is picking snails at the puddle. Every snail that shula is picking is her's.
29.
The gardner grew cereal in the garden, big cereal grew in the garden.
30.
Shalom payed a lot of money that is a lot of money (?)
31.
Sasha ran from the medlar (?)
32.
Two days ago a judge tried 60 shabat keepers in court, who yelled ""shabes, shabes, shabes"".
33.
Did you sweep the closet? No, I did not sweep the closet, you go sweep the closet.
34.
We are none of the fast guys, and none of fast girls. German: Wir sind keine von den flotten Jungs und keine von den flinken Maedels.
35.
I swept the cabin. Did you sweep the cabin? Sweep the cabin now!
36.
Gad fishes, tickling fish on the riverbank.
37.
Have you swept out the booth?
38.
Akko was covered in snow, Zfat was also covered.

Toda

Pierre Abbat, Assaf Amitai, Eran Baruch, Howard Cohen, Johpa Deumlaokeng, David Druce, Reuven Evron, Dan Feldman, Rabbi Mark Gross, Andrei Grunfeld, Vadik Gutorov, Dror Haim, Avraham Hampel, Rina Kreitman, Nitsana Lazerus, Nhec Lebra, Yvonne Lee, Ada Lewinski, Esti Mayer, Omer Mor, Moshe Nahir, Samuel Ohayon, E. Reuven, Rami Saari, Itai Shaked, Ain Shem, Zohar Silvan, Haim Tal, Orly Traubici, Yael Wasserman, Oren We', Dawid Wiskott

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WFUV The 'FUV Boat 09: A Floating
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Friday, June 5th @ 7pm Only
FUV DJ's will be mixing the music as we party, dance and sail around Manhattan. Party with a view aboard the NYC Rockin The River Cruises. Come listen and dance to your favorite tunes while sailing around Ellis Island, the Statue of Liberty and the NYC Skyline. All to benefit your favorite radio station 90.7FM WFUV Radio.

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Bettye Lavette with special guest,
Ryan Shaw
Thursday, June 25 @ 7pm & 9:30pm
one of the greatest soul singers in music history, possessed of an incredibly expressive voice that one moment will exude a formidable level of strength and intensity and the next will appear vulnerable, reflective, reeking of heartbreak. Bettye has performed her power-packed show around the world as well as starred in the Tony-nominated Broadway show, "Bubbling Brown Sugar" with the legendary Cab Calloway.

Ryan Shaw, a 26 year-old singer/songwriter from Decatur, Georgia, is out to revive the passion and soul of the Golden Age of Rhythm & Blues for a new generation. His debut album, This Is Ryan Shaw, combines a powerfully expressive voice with a clutch of great songs both classic and new.


Adrian Belew Dave Mason (founding member of Traffic)
Thursday, July 9 @ 7pm & 9:30pm
One of the most critically acclaimed musicians to date and a co-founder of rock super-group Traffic, singer/songwriter/guitarist Dave Mason has finalized his most personal effort in years with the solo album 26 Letters ~ 12 Notes, released in October 2008.


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Satisfaction: Tribute to
The Rolling Stones

Friday, July 10th @ 8 pm
Thousands of audiences have witnessed the world's greatest Rolling Stones tribute band, Satisfaction. Audiences will be mesmerized as they are taken on the mystical ride beginning in London 1962, then stopping by the VooDoo Lounge before heading over the Bridges Of Babylon and finally, concluding with their 40 Licks.

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Bruce in the USA:
Tribute to Bruce Springsteen

Friday, July 17th @ 8 pm
Bruce in the USA is much more than just another Bruce Springsteen tribute. This high-energy musical experience is a note-perfect and visually accurate recreation of a Bruce Springsteen show led by Matt Ryan's jaw-dropping portrayal of the Boss.

roomful of blues

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Zydeco Explosion with Nathan & the Zydeco Cha Chas + CJ Chenier
Wednesday, July 22nd @ 7 pm
"A dance king equipped with a gripping groove", Nathan Williams plays zydeco, the fast and furious accordion-driven dance music of the Creole people of Southern Louisiana. "The Cha Chas takes the audience not only to another region, but to another time - emphasizing that the spirit of zydeco still burns hot." (Blues Revue)

C.J. Chenier Son of the great King of Zydeco, C.J. Chenier's interest in the music of his ancestors grew until he joined his father's legendary Red Hot Louisiana Band on the road. After his father's death in 1987, C.J. assumed leadership of the band and has continued to develop his own personal accordion style.


 

Joan Osborne

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Joan Osborne with Chris Barron (Lead singer of the Spin Doctors)
Thursday, July 23rd @ 7 & 9:30pm
Joan Osborne reunited with her Grammy all-star team on her latest album Little Wild One. Rick Chertoff, Rob Hyman, and Eric Bazilian last collaborated with Osborne on her five million selling, six-time Grammy nominated breakthrough album Relish. In a career that spans over fifteen years, Joan has proven to be an artistically restless yet consistently enthralling performer.

Opening set by Chris Barron, lead singer of the Spin Doctors.


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Los Lobos
Friday, July 24th @ 7 & 9:30pm
At this stage in their illustrious career, a new album by the 3-time Grammy winners Los Lobos is a highly anticipated event. Since 1973 they have evolved into a respected artistic entity searching for themes that are an interpretive pulse of our times, and displaying this through music built on the blues, rockabilly, jazz, Latin, and their own Mexican-American heritage.

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Steve Forbert and the Windfall Prophets / Chris Smither DOUBLE BILL
Wednesday, July 29th @ 7pm
RARE PERFORMANCE W/FULL BAND–Over the last 28 years, Steve Forbert has carved out a nice niche for himself. Armed with his harmonicas and pieces of plywood that serve as stomping boards, the Meridian Mississippi man is still packing audiences across the country. His voice, capable at best, is often a vocal version of grimace, squeezing his clever lyrics out in an expressive, yet heartfelt manner.

With 12 albums under his belt, Chris Smither qualifies as a veteran of the music industry. His elegant lyrics are arranged simply, with mostly just his own masterful finger-picking and foot-tapping to accompany him. His music qualifies as folk, but the blues influences are undeniable. His latest album, Leave The Light On, was released on his own record label to critical acclaim, and his single "Origin of Species" made Rolling Stone's '100 Best Songs of 2006' list.


Southside Johnny
Southside Johnny
Thursday, July 30th @ 7 & 9:30pm
Rhythm and blues master Southside Johnny first achieved prominence in the mid-1970s as the second act to emerge from the Jersey Shore music scene, following Bruce Springsteen. After many albums with his band The Asbury Jukes, Southside finally founded his own record label in 2001, and started releasing and distributing his new records fully under his own control. His latest album is From Southside to Tyneside.

Donna the Buffalo

The Nerds
Friday, July 31 @ 8pm AND
Friday, August 21st @ 8pm
Twenty years of The Nerds has seen sold out shows at Carnegie Hall, a July 4th performance at South Street Seaport to a crowd of over 12,000, and acting as hosts to MTV's Ultimate Cover Band Contest. They are one of the best known cover bands playing soul, classic rock, and tv themes. Their lively stage show and banter also plays a large part in their performance.


Donna the Buffalo

Donna the Buffalo
Thursday, August 6 @ 8pm Only

Rootsy folk-rock sextet Donna the Buffalo formed in 1987 in Ithaca, NY. The group's three vocalists -- Tara Nevins, who also plays fiddle, guitar, and accordion; guitarist Jeb Puryear; and keyboardist Joe Thrift -- add another layer of diversity to the group's eclectic and often socially conscious sound. Guitarist Jim Miller, drummer Tom Gilbert, and bassist Jed Greenberg complete the ensemble.

Donna the Buffalo

Bigshot: Tribute to Billy Joel
Friday, August 7 @ 8pm Only
"Big Shot", featuring the music of Billy Joel is comprised of musicians that have worked with artists such as Hall and Oates, Michael Bolton, Tower of Power, The Trans Siberian Orchestra, Billy Joel's Broadway Musical and most recently with Billy Joel himself at Shea Stadium. In addition to Billy Joel's music, they will also amaze you with songs by artists like Journey, Paul McCartney, Elton John and others.

Donna the Buffalo

pbs

Anders Osborne Band & PBS (Porter, Batiste, Stotlz)
Thursday, August 13 @ 7pm & 9:30pm
Grammy winning blues singer Anders Osborne grew up in Sweden but now makes music in New Orleans."His voice spills out like overflowing ash trays, stale gin and chipped terra cotta tiles. Anders Osborne ain't making excuses or offering explanations; he's bleeding bits of moments, anchoring with tiny details and stubbed toe sentiments that bore into the core." (American Songwriter)

Porter, Batiste, Stotlz
Known for creating some of the funkiest music on the scene, Porter Batiste Stoltz is comprised of three outstanding individual musicians who together always put the music - no, the groove - first. George Porter Jr., Russell Batiste Jr., and Brian Stoltz are part of the rich history that is New Orleans' musical ancestry.

Pinetop Perkins

Hubert Sumlin

 

Legends of Chicago Blues featuring
Pinetop Perkins, Hubert Sumlin &
The Nighthawks
Friday, August 14 @ 8pm

Pinetop Perkins celebrates his 95th birthday with his friends at Telarc Recordings with a new release Pinetop Perkins and Friends, out June 3rd. There are very few direct ties left to the golden age of post-World War II American blues - that seminal period in the 1940s and '50s, and Grammy Award winner Pinetop Perkins was part of it.

Hubert Sumlin when he plays guitar he takes you to his World of Blues Feeling - from despair to ecstasy, from delicate grace to raw power, from lost to found. Though he's influenced and inspired many of the most famous guitar players, Hubert owns the magic. His style is original and personal and instantly recognizable.

Over the last 30+ years, The Nighthawks have earned a reputation as one of the best and hardest working bands around. They have gotten their widest acclaim for being one of the first and best white boy blues bands of their generation, and for putting on a great live show. They play a wide variety of music that has appeal to a diverse audience, mixing the blues, rock and soul--along with rockabilly and swing.


Roomful of Blues
Roomful of Blues - 40th Anniversary Tour
Wednesday, August 19 @ 7pm Only

With an almost non-stop performance schedule for the last 38 years, Roomful of Blues has earned critical, popular and radio success and a legion of fans around the globe. Twice, the prestigious Down Beat International Critics Poll selected Roomful of Blues as Best Blues Band. Roomful's horn section has won The Blues Foundation's W.C. Handy Award for "Best Instrumentalist" three times and in 2004 won the prestigious W.C. Handy award for Best Blues Band.

The Radiators The Radiators
Thursday, August 20th @ 7 & 9:30pm
The Radiators, still with the original five members, have been bringing their New Orleans-inspired music to the rest of the world for 30+ years. The Rads have released more than a dozen albums and maintain a strong, loyal fan base and are on the road relentlessly.

WFUV The 'FUV Boat 09: A Floating
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Thursday, August 27th @ 7pm Only
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Bayou to Bourbon St. featuring
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Fri. Aug. 28th - 7 & 9:30pm
Marcia Ball has just released her highly anticipated new CD, Peace, Love & BBQ (Alligator Records). Produced by Stephen Bruton, Peace, Love & BBQ finds Ball at a creative peak. this is her first new studio CD in four years and the 13th album of her career. Her last album release, 2005's Live! Down the Road received a Grammy nomination for Best Traditional Blues Album. Her piano style is known for its elements of zydeco, swamp-blues, and boogie-woogie.

Since forming in 1975, Grammy winners BeauSoleil have claimed their undisputed role as the most esteemed Cajun group in music. BeauSoleil avec Michael Doucet take the rich Cajun traditions of Louisiana and artfully blend elements of zydeco, New Orleans jazz, Tex-Mex, country, blues and more into a satisfying musical recipe. From The Grand Ole Opry to Newport Folk, from concert hall to dance floor, the music of BeauSoleil continues to captivate audiences the world over.
   
   

 



    

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